Dog Food

bay area slang used to describe cocaine.

i was getting real hyphy off the dog food with keak, but my nose started runnin'

by yellowbusdriver April 18, 2006

Clit-Dog

1. A minor annoyance. (People or thing)
2. A term of endearment
...See also: Clit-Horse

1. If I can't fix this clit-dog, I'm going to smash the fucker.
2. Heya Clit-Dog! What's new?

by Vaughn Smith January 4, 2004

Hog Dog

A person that is very trashy or dirty.

My grandpal never takes a shower and eats old old old leftovers!!

by Show February 11, 2005

jink dog

One who has recently had a facelift done by a anal surgeon.

Mr. Poe is a jink dog

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Barbra Streisand is a jink dog.

by DAWAN June 1, 2003

Dog Collar

This is to be used on a person who is very corporate and anal about their professional appearance.

Find some dogshit and flatten it out between two pieces of wax paper until it is very,very thin. Use a razor to cut out pieces that are the exact size and shape of a collar-stay (plastic things that goin dress shirts to keep each side of the collar straight).When finished, place in the freezer overnight.

Wake up when your target does and when he goes into the bathroom to shave, you run into his room and replace the plastic collar-stays with ones you made out of dogshit. If you are unsure of which shirt he is wearing, have some extras made to insert in all possible choices.
They'll thaw out while he's at work or in class and he'll smell like shit.

Steve: "I wonder how John did in his interview today..."

Mike: "My guess? Not too well, considering he reeked of dogshit."

Steve: "Dog Collar?"

Mike: "Bullseye."

Steve: "Nice".

by Mikey T...... January 9, 2010

Slurp Dog

The products that lurk inside tins of 'hotdogs in brine'. Actual hotdogs consist of lamb's gonads, beef rectum and murdered vietnamese boys. The 'brine' is simply filtered old man's jizz. Often eaten in times of altered mental state.

There are many different types of brand. All are essentially evil, but they can be strangely alluring at certain times. If consumed, a feeling of dirtyness and filth will become apparent in your digestive system.

by Gumbo Jenkinson November 17, 2003

devil dog

Snack, Dessert, Candy. Two soft black cookies with white creme in the center.

I love devil dogs

by y0mama October 5, 2002