I’m cooked

Your done for, or something will go wrong, typically in a relationship

“Your the only girl i trust opening up too” bro i’m cooked.

by jessloll February 2, 2024

I'm Cooked

I'm high as fuck.

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn

by The Real G; December 5, 2023

am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done

i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?

by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024

you're cooked

Popularized by twitch streamer Tbvnks, the word "cooked" in this context essentially is another word for someone who's screwed.

Person 1: I got 3 inches at 18, am i cooked?
Person 2: Yeah bro, wrap it up cause you're cooked.

by DemiDaBigDick February 21, 2024

I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable

"No one wants me, I'm cooked"

by WeirdAlLover February 25, 2024

I’m cooked

The act of being finished or ruined

“look what my barber did, I’m cooked.”

by Do people even still use this February 26, 2024

I'm cooked.

It simply means that the positive or good opportunity/chance for you, doesn't exist anymore, there's nothing left that you can do to change that, and it's over for you.

"Bro, I have so many exams tomorrow and I just started studying at 9 PM, I'm cooked. 🔥"

by farb0sh February 27, 2024