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Bro-Stabbed

When your bro (manly friend) betrays you.
Yo man, i heard you got bro-stabbed by Carlson! I can’t believe he would spill your secret like that!
by Endangered Panda June 10, 2019
mugGet the Bro-Stabbedmug.

BRO

Applicable the most for this guy in Minnesota who has an immeasurable love for anything associated with the bro life. His entire being oozes bro-ness. Bros before hoes.
Hinnah: "Can we go out?"
Atif: "Nah, you ain't a bro".
by YiddishSweetCheeks February 12, 2021
mugGet the BROmug.

bro you are stupid

when some one does something stupid and you want to slap him on the head
your friend: wazzup hits your water on you

you: bro you are stupid then you slap him up side the head
by tylertheboss December 24, 2017
mugGet the bro you are stupidmug.

Bro

Illegal to call ur boyfriend baby. Call him bro and not get cancelled.
by Ihaveagirlfriendstfu March 8, 2022
mugGet the Bromug.

Bro-Country

Bro-country music, the twinkling star in the red Solo cup of country genres, often sounds like the playlist for a never-ending frat party. Dominated by lyrics that worship trucks, dirt roads, and beer, each song is like a map of clichés—always taking you right back to a tailgate you never left. The music videos? A veritable checklist: flannel shirts, cut-off jeans, and bonfires that look suspiciously hazard-free. It's less about the sound and more about selling a sun-drenched, muddy lifestyle, where the women are as interchangeable as the pickup trucks. This genre has perfected the art of turning nostalgia and auto-tune into chart-toppers, often making you wonder if there's a secret factory churning out these tunes via a "bro-country" Mad Libs book: just add a tractor, a generic body of water, and an attractive blonde to complete the formula. Indeed, bro-country might be the only place where you can get away with rhyming "beer" with "here" for the umpteenth time and still call it poetry.
As I scrolled through my music playlist for a road trip, I cringed at the bro-country track that promised once more another ode to beer and pickup trucks, thinking, "Surely, the world of country music can offer more than just endless choruses about Georgia dirt roads and nameless pretty girls."
by yahweh_7734 April 18, 2024
mugGet the Bro-Countrymug.

Pretzel bros

While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel
Oh no did our dicks just touch I think we might be pretzel Brose
by Klcook May 30, 2022
mugGet the Pretzel brosmug.

Projectile bro

Excessive, exaggerated, over the top”bro” ness ever
Why they gotta projectile bro like that. "Spent the whole concert yelling over the music about how they could totally throw a football from the stage to the back row, missing the show in the process and annoying the people in front of them”
by Oompaliumpa October 17, 2024
mugGet the Projectile bromug.

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