Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.

hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock

by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024

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Main Line School of Rock

If you go here, you’re either gay or depressed. Most likely both.

Everyone is addicted to vaping.

The teachers and directors are great, the kids are questionable at best.

Let’s be real, the music is mediocre. Every now and again you get an absolute banger but cmon, don’t kid yourself. There’s always at least one song that’s inconspicuously placed in the middle of set one, hidden amongst the decent ones. You know which one.

But if nothing else, main line is better than downingtown. It’s honestly shocking they did bass gods before us.

Wow you go to main line school of rock? You’re so cool!

by Oopdoopoop May 26, 2021

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Rock dog

To put it simple its another way to say a "boner" or "erection"

"Imagine buying a hinata body pillow just to get your Rock dog everyday."

by ArkMakesWords September 27, 2020

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Punk rock sucks

It has no musical merit. It promotes Marxism. And it is just really really lame.

Hip Hop music is just the same. Damn you, 1979. Lmao counter culture.

Punk rock sucks. Before that, music was still musical. Punk musicians destroyed everything.

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

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