The deer pellet poop-tiny balls of poop
The restaurant poop-you dont want this thing within a mile of your home
The undie poop-this thing needs to come out of you but you deny it the glory. It's the kind of poop that you can feel it coming out of your ass but can't get to a toilet
The wet one-this things coming out of your ass wether you like it or not
The reluctant poop-this does not come out of your ass
The foot long-nope. its not from subway, but it sure is a sight to see. This poop comes out of your ass after you've been camping for a week and haven't pooped since you left. This thing is massive. It looks like an elephant poop. It's a foot long spiral
The I'm at a friends house poop-fuck. I clogged the toilet
The Willie Wonka-tastes great
The Mexican poop- it's a spicy one
The restaurant poop-you dont want this thing within a mile of your home
The undie poop-this thing needs to come out of you but you deny it the glory. It's the kind of poop that you can feel it coming out of your ass but can't get to a toilet
The wet one-this things coming out of your ass wether you like it or not
The reluctant poop-this does not come out of your ass
The foot long-nope. its not from subway, but it sure is a sight to see. This poop comes out of your ass after you've been camping for a week and haven't pooped since you left. This thing is massive. It looks like an elephant poop. It's a foot long spiral
The I'm at a friends house poop-fuck. I clogged the toilet
The Willie Wonka-tastes great
The Mexican poop- it's a spicy one
by Jellow October 26, 2020
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Get the poop mug.One who is so deviant in nature mentally that they go above and beyond the normally accepted practice of a poop joke for example taking a shit in a drawer that does not belong to said person then lying in wait for that sour reaction. These folks take it to a level that is just wrong. One example being that fast food worker who dumps into a bag just to pocket it into work for the secret sauce. Also those who perform deviated sexual practice's
Like a shit blister,mudslide or a dirty Sanchez.
Like a shit blister,mudslide or a dirty Sanchez.
Deviant: Would you like some fries
with that burger. Sanchez:Hey I'm filling up a rubber now I feel kinda sick ask my girl friend with the mustache. Deviant:um ok if you quit taking a shit into a condom in front of me they are on the house. Sanchez:mind your own me and my bitch are going to crazy town this evening I heard they have midget wrestling tournament there tonight. I just got out of jail for my poop crimes and am considered to be a poop criminal. Hurry up!
with that burger. Sanchez:Hey I'm filling up a rubber now I feel kinda sick ask my girl friend with the mustache. Deviant:um ok if you quit taking a shit into a condom in front of me they are on the house. Sanchez:mind your own me and my bitch are going to crazy town this evening I heard they have midget wrestling tournament there tonight. I just got out of jail for my poop crimes and am considered to be a poop criminal. Hurry up!
by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020
Get the poop criminal mug.Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
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by bdog006 November 1, 2020
Get the poop mug.Setting your foot down into a diaper with lots of poop, and trying to pick it up but the diaper gets stuck to your foot for a second like that of a shoe.
Poop shoe.
Poop shoe.
Here's some tea, Becky. Did you hear what happened to Jenny? Someone witnessed her put an open diaper on the floor while she finished putting on her childs clean diaper, and her mommy brain made her forget about it so she set her foot down and got the poop shoe !
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