your mom

the biggest thing ever created

me: I'm going to see my mom
someone: your mom is very big

by Burgirfancy September 15, 2021

your mom

the universe is ever expanding and yet its still smaller than your mom by a large margin

a joke you use is called your mom

by the dry water September 15, 2021

your mom

your moms cute <3

you mum gay for me she suck my 99 inch cock and said it was not worth it. She is so gay she only likes short dudes named aiham. Aiham is so cute and short. your mom starts drooling when she thinks abt me infact the only thing she think abt is “aiham”

by aiham hi hoe September 15, 2021

Your mom

Your mom is a joke used to bully or displease who’s targeted and be a bit sad or a response to questions

Person A: Yo how’s your day goin?
Person B: Your mom 🤠✌️

by Ashe~! September 16, 2021

Ur mom

They person who had you they person you call mom

Ur mom is bussin bussin

by UwUlillibug September 16, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is a very offencive word to win any fight

personA: yeah well fuck you
personB: yeah well fuck ur mom

(walks off cooly) (other persons jaw drops) personB: yeah dont mess with me

by skye<33 September 16, 2021

Ur mom

Absolutely massive and obeese also monsterous

My preesentation of UR MOM (UR MOTHER)

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

by Cloaker September 16, 2021