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Johnely

johnely is an amazing friend. she’s always there for you, supports you, makes you laugh, gives you advice, she’s beautiful, she’s caring, she’s loyal, she’s perfect. she’s quiet but once you get to know her she’s really outgoing. johnely is so pretty. johnely can get mad fast but she doesn’t say anything, she just sucks it up and acts like everything is ok. she has a lot of friends but only a couple of close friends. she enjoys being with her friends. she’s an awkward person and gets nervous around a boy she likes. when she starts to like someone she really really really likes them. but she doesn’t let herself get to attached. johnely focuses on herself and always gets good grades. johnely is an amazing friend, daughter, student, and just an amazing person overall.
girl 1: hey are you friends with johnely?

girl 2: what kind of question is that? ofc I’m friends with johnely.
by kingnoahh November 19, 2023
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John

Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. The absolute G.O.A.T.

He is also mad sexy
John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.
by anonymous February 21, 2022
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John Bean

John bean is the number 1 mongo in edenmore, some believe that he fell asleep while robbin a gaff eating a ham sambo on the counter
by KiddyFidler101 February 14, 2021
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wacky john

Wacky John is a guy you have to look out for like where’s Waldo! He’s a little crazy and just your average neighborhood perv!
He dreams of banging your wife and her sister every night.
-“Hey, There goes Wacky John!”

“Ahh, Thanks Wacky John.”
by Pseudonymh_Angel March 27, 2023
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John Cena

Dang man, your John Cena right now.
by aesoem sauch January 30, 2019
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John Cunniffe

Spliff. i.e. a joint, blunt etc.
Woah! That's a good john cunniffe!
by micktherigger April 12, 2012
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johning

Making excuses before a game start. Originated from a person named John who made a lot of excuses
"My friend started johning about controller issue before our 1v1 started"
by BigManStickmanDan December 8, 2024
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