I giant virgin who licks his own dick every night, he loves the taste of his own cum, but loves Doritos more. He is sometimes called a crack-head, because of how much he wants to put his head in a wet pussy crack. Overall he is one big asshole and will blow you off just to blow himself, and if you walk in on him he will plead for your cock up his ass. He also has beautiful hair and lures girls in UNTILL they see his cock.
by BakuBling February 11, 2019
Get the James Smug. The biggest dumbass in all of America. The official leader of Cuntus Clitoris... but he has a small peen.
by Cuntius clitorus October 28, 2019
Get the james bassomug. James, a unusually tall man with hair. Often makes annoying yet somehow funny jokes. Common words associated with this name are; guilty, brother, loser, and “what daddy wants daddy gets”.
by Nuggetmitten2761 April 20, 2024
Get the Jamesmug. 
by David Ser December 9, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. When you refer to the superiority of Google products so often and intensely, it creates a singularity to which no obsolete format escapes.
Person Puling an Alexander James: "Oh have you seen my newest Google pixel it? It surpasses your technology.
Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"
Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"
by Abyssal Clover April 9, 2023
Get the Pulling An Alexander Jamesmug. 