blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.

"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."

by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019

Black eye

Sad,lonely,dead inside

When your lonely you have a black eye

by Ya boiiiiiix September 10, 2019

Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whisky, and applying bare butt cheeks on someone’s drunken passed out face.

Oh Hey! did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper?!

by Morehoes May 29, 2018

Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.

Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?

by Morehoes May 29, 2018

Dim eyes

It's another word for sun glasses

Dim eyes are worn outdoors when the sun is out

by Dr Lifestyle May 31, 2018

slut eyes

When a group of friends is out and about and they see a dog with some real What A Chad like behaviour, so they have to shame the dog by making a comment loud enough that the owner can hear it and carry the shame of the dog.

Person 1: Ew, that dog has total slut eyes.

Person 2: Ew, yeah gross

by MissCathM June 3, 2018

Houdini eyes

The look on a girl's face who has no interest in you and is looking to escape the conversation. This typically includes looking at other guys, looking at her phone or pretending she is trying to read a sign off in the distance.

This douchey guy was chatting me up at the bar last night, but i had no interest. I put on my Houdini eyes and starting checking out the bar tender. He got the hint and left.

by Duece79 June 4, 2018