Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.

Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?

by flapjackal September 3, 2015

to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics

if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2015

ho backing

When a young girl is out trying to find her inner ho. Usually a term found in nursing schools.

Nursing class starts soon, time to start ho backing.

by DITTOBEEF October 7, 2015

Bowed Back

Past Fucked up and having a good time,to where your starting see things that aren't there,talking to people that aren't there,and needing sleep but not wanting to put the drug down

Man I am soo bowed back right now ,I'm not sure if I'm dying or I did too much,and burnt my brain for awhile!!!

by F.L.A.W. EN July 11, 2016

Tuned Back

It's what you feel like when you do just enough of the drug of choice at a time,and feel just right

I'm about to go find a good duck off spot an get my head tuned back!!!

by F.L.A.W. EN July 12, 2016

Back yard special

When Someone eats out your asshole im exchange for a favor.

If you give me a ride, I'll give you a back yard special

by Crimsontears7357 July 14, 2016

go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive) way, depending on the situation, of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet . Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma July 31, 2016