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leftover john

That person that doesn’t finish his food even tho they were really hungry
Ben: yo what you gonna get?
Conner: idk bro im so hungry id eat a cow

2 hours later

Ben: you barely even ate anything

Conner: im too full
Ben: yo momma should of named you leftover john
by Collins5 August 14, 2020
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John

Person 1
Woah Thats John he loves sharks
Person 2

Hes a Shark guy
by Madz0305 November 21, 2021
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John

John is so addicted to girls with big lips.He loves yeat even though hes overrated.John will also steal your heart with his big toe.
John is very mid.
by Bb daddy September 13, 2022
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john royal

A man constantly becoming 1% better every day. A man that melts your heart looking into your soul. A very proficient rhyme spitter, log splitter, and bullshitter. His charming smile and personality are only matched in size by his manliness. Quick with a joke or to light some smoke. And the most wonderful, caring amazing fathers ever. The man of dreams ✨️
John royal, you got mad flow
by FlyLynsFly February 6, 2024
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John

A guy: how big is yours?
John:12inch
by 13inch. i beat u 12 inch October 20, 2022
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John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.
U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.
by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021
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John

Definition 1: A generic noun

Definition 2: Replacement for "God"

Definition 3: Euphemism for sex
Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)

Definition 2: On John

Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?
by ImaBigNerd December 3, 2024
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