Mr. Brown is at the window

To have the Turtle's Head, to be Touching Cloth. An emergency situation involving Mr. Brown

Oh Jesus! Mr. Brown is at the window, excuse me a minute whilst I see him off.

by Baron Of Stuff November 27, 2007

Brown Pants Moment

A point in time where one would be left with a proverbial (and occasionally literal) brick in the seat of their trousers.

"Hey, you know that one scene in Band of Brothers, in Bastogne, at the end of the artillery barrage, where Luz and Lipton have a dud shell hit about three feet away?"

"Now that's a brown pants moment if i ever saw one"

by SlavosaurusBlyat December 5, 2016

Nut Brown Maiden

A girl who whips her own shit on a partner's penis while performing oral sex.

Damn that girl is nasty she is a Nut Brown Maiden.

by the super duper nasty creep January 20, 2011

brown ice cream

Ice cream that is supposed to be chocolate but tastes nothing at all like chocolate, its only similarity being the brown color. In other words, brown ice cream is fake chocolate ice cream.

Damn it! This isn't chocolate ice cream, this is brown ice cream! We might as well have got vanilla.

by slumbering December 23, 2008

Releasing a Brown Trout

Taking a dump into a large body of water(lake, pond, ocean, etc). Believed to be originated in the waters of Lake Erie. Most commonly over the side of a boat.

Doug: Where did Beef go? I need him to start grilling burgers

Dave: He's on port side, Releasing a Brown Trout. I think he had mudd butt.

by DatDudeBeef July 16, 2009

big brown head

A turd so large that the top is above the water line in the toilet

" That big brown head in the toilet is disgusting. Whoever did it should flush it."

by dis[gruntled] September 23, 2006

Brown Boy Blasted

The equivalent of "White Boy Wasted", but rather is used for brown (middle-eastern) males. This term implies that this brown boy has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and is heavily under the influence.

Hasan: Yo wana get drunk tonight?
Mohammed: Hell yea bro, we are about to get brown boy blasted

by comicalgenius111 September 18, 2012