Cardinal's Eye

The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.

I've got a terrible case of the Cardinal's Eye, doctor, can I get a tube of knob creme, please?

by Sqrd July 05, 2020

Cunt eye

Deriving from the similar sounding German term 'gazunti' said when a person sneezes, cunt eye is the phenomenon where the penis or fingers of a male are inside of the female genitalia when she sneezes.

Ouch babe, you just gave me a cunt eye! I think it's broken my finger

by Cunt eye man March 06, 2018

Ear-eyes

(n.) A derogatory term used to describe someone whose eyes width resembles that of their ears.

1. “Dear ear-eyes, on my way in I hit your chicken, here’s an egg.”
2. Can you hear out of those things ear-eyes?

by Mickie J. April 01, 2025

Wonky eye

Wonky eye. Eye that doesn't go in the correct direction, or same direction as the other eye.

She had that wonky eye. I didn't know who she was looking at.

by TtotheLew August 17, 2023

Fenceful Eyes

The look a person gives you when they don't know which side or thing to choose like being on the fence.

Dude she wants me to choose a movie but she had those fenceful eyes.

by Theangeldawn September 11, 2017

Bada-Boom Eye

(noun) A look seen in the eye of a potential mate that insinuates they are interested in engaging in anal sex acts.

"He gave me that Bada-Boom Eye, and I knew it was love."

"The night I saw the Bada-Boom Eye, our relationship changed forever."

by DillPickle0929 December 15, 2015

Sochi eye

Pink eye while in Russia (2014 Winter Olympics)

"It would totally suck to have Sochi eye like Bob Costas."

by Alycat3 February 12, 2014