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person1: here you go a tiket

mam_ yayy

mam_ i hit the lato

person1_ no fucking way what the fuck you bitch i was supost to get it i gave you the wrong one sorry this is the one

mam_ bitch what the fuck awww hell naw you can kiss my ass runs

homeless man_ can i have some change

the kid frome a typ poler express_ run bitch run

white cop: mam i need you to step out the car

mam: fuck off

white cop: weewoooweeewoooweeewooo

every day life when you go to the stor to by a ticket

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A non-existing object that most people believe they can get on ebay don't have and need to get.

Life not avaiable on ebay for a good price so don't try to buy one

by $t3v3() December 31, 2010

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life is like dick it wont always be hard

life sucks but hey it wont always be hard

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The last thing you want to think about.

I....have....a....LIFE!!!!!!

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Our short performance on the infinite Stage we call "universe".

Life is beautifully cruel in every way imaginable, like a portrait, because art must exist as we dance and sing through our performances in this uncompetently moral stage. We are both the audience and the performers, blushing as the spotlight touches our masks drowned in the blood of former performers who had reached their final curtain call. Our finale will be an orchestra of silence in a garden of roses. We will perform as we live until we die.

by IlostAllMyLifeSavingsInBitcoin January 26, 2019

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