off-my-nuts

Said as one word, off-my-nuts means please get out of my grill, or out of my business, or leave me alone. Any synonym works. i.e., kindly extricate yourself from my testes.

Yo, seriously dude, get the fuck off-my-nuts. Or, Mrs. Smith, for the last time, I didn't do my math homework, so off-my-nuts. Or, Dad, I will clean my room later, off-my-nuts. Or even, Sally, I am sorry I stood you up, but you have got to stop hassling me--off-my-nuts.

by H-town May 25, 2006

tie off the dinosaur

Shooting up heroine basically.

Guy 1: "Hey dude! I was just about tie off the dinosaur, wanna join?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, lets not, thats how Bradley Nowell died!"

by LBCSublimeStyleez May 29, 2008

tijuana drop-off

When your partner goes to Mexico or another country south of the border, swallows a bunch of coke wrapped in condoms, returns to your home, and then shits them all out onto your face or body.

Beatrice was ecstatic when her girlfriend Mabel returned from a trip to Central America and said she had a big surprise. Did she ever! They were enjoying the fruits of that Tijuana drop-off for weeks!

by Drew Dawg September 26, 2007

sending me off

As in you're sending someone off, playing with them, set them up to make them think you're going to do something; but don't really end up doing it.

You never came to the mall like you said you were going to, you be sending me off.

by RaeRaeLove October 14, 2013

Getting A Load Off

masterbation

Person 1: So, I was getting a load off and then my girlfriend walked in.

Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help?

by Mr. Solo Dolo May 31, 2009

off tha hook

Awesome, cool, fun, no restraints

Man, our party is off tha hook!!

by Emm September 8, 2003

Pinching Off a Loaf

To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.

This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.

Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*

by Bible Author June 9, 2014