dick and nut torture

like cock and ball torture but funny

person 1: dick and nut torture
person 2: do you mean co-
person 1: no. shut up stupid

by imma drink ur kidneys loser December 2, 2021

Nut For Earth November

Since Pornhub is planting trees, cleaning the ocean, and launching environment campaigns based on how many views they get on their videos, this month is dedicated to contributing to those campaigns and helping to save our planet by watching porn. No Nut November is cancelled. Bust a nut to save the environment.

guy 1: are u participating in no nut november?
guy 2: no bro havent u heard about nut for earth november? save the earth!

by boiledpee November 1, 2019

Slap Nut November

Slap Anyone’s Pussy or penis for the whole November month

Slapped Your Nuts Hah Slap Nut November

by TheRetardedMaker November 3, 2019

No nut weak 43

No nut weak 43 is a weak were you cant cum just like no nut november but its only a weak

Boys are you ready for no nut weak 43?

by Sander the no nuter November 4, 2019

Pre Nut Nonsense

The opposite of post nut clarity.

The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.

Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid

by mvwisco December 4, 2020

JOURNAL OF NO NUT NOVEMBER

SECTION 69:

PAGE 420

LINE 69

'HE WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHEN NNN STARTS, HATH NOT OFFICIALY STARTED NNN SINCE HE HATH NOT REALISED HATH MISTAKE'

damn man he's got a thic penis. im going to check if he's abiding by the rules of the JOURNAL OF NO NUT NOVEMBER.

by PROFFESOR_McPenis November 1, 2020

Bust A Nut Day

On November 11 you can bust a Nut and not break NNN

Brad: It’s November 11 do you know what that means

Kyle: no I don’t

Brad: It’s Bust A Nut Day and you don’t break NNN

by TheCheeseMan101 November 1, 2020