Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"

Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"

Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

Meat Head

A narcissist person, generally males, who are into aesthetics. A meat head usually cannot help but look at their reflection any chance they get. Meat heads are usually insecure and feel the need to put others down to feel better about them. They lack morals and common sense. These people feel as if they were someone to idolize and feel they are better than anyone else. Meat heads are usually jerks to women. Meat heads are very immature and self-centered. They care about no one else but themselves and do not care who they hurt as long as they get what they want.

Meat head: "Aye bro, dare me to get at this guy's girl."

by pinkunicornlove February 18, 2015

Minnesota meat pie

It's a meat pie from Minnesota dumbass

Man that's one hell of a Minnesota meat pie it filled me the f****** up

by Shalapagos March 28, 2022

Meat

A males Dick

I beat my meat

by Lil Barnicles number 1 fan June 10, 2019

clegg meat

bodily fluff that forms in bodily crevases

fluff in between your toes or belly button male only i hope (clegg meat)

by burt1981 April 14, 2009

Meat boxing

When a woman queefs to a rhythm. Similar to beat boxing. However, in this instance it is preformed by a woman’s vagina during sex. The woman rapping along is optional.

That bitch has mad meat boxing skills. Her pussy has more beats than a drum machine.

by $hields February 2, 2025