Cunt-Monkey

1. An adjective to describe an extreme douche bag
2. A monkey that looks like a vagina

(2 dudes arguing)
Dude 1: You're a piece of shit!
Dude 2: Well you're a cunt-monkey!

by DuckyDuckDuck December 5, 2017

Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.

"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

by CuntMelon April 15, 2012

Cunt Flap

A insult created by a man named Hunter Suffeletto

your a cunt flap

by OrthodoxOyster6 June 9, 2018

smelly cunt

a smelly cunt is what my step brother is he never showers and he's a cunt

alfie you smelly cunt

by ting ling 69 April 7, 2022

Alfa Cunt

the qween of all the cunts

you know Irene?

Yea, she's an Alfa Cunt

by Elizabeth Pennyshanks May 4, 2013

cactus cunt

A vagina that has been full of pricks often resulting in diseases. A woman who is a cactus cunt rarely wants just one guy

She had multiple children to different fathers it caused an influx of children and trips to the doctors for the entire community must have been a cactus cunt

by chops82 December 29, 2014

Cunt muffin

Any type of lamp

I accidentally knocked over my moms priceless bedside cunt muffin

by IRHTTC May 5, 2017