Brown banana split

When a chick takes a shit whilst wearing a bikinni creating the poo to split in half.

bro, saw a chick at the beach doing a brown banana split in the bushes.

banana split

by jagsjrtib May 24, 2011

chief brown water

what you call yourself when you have liquid poo.

Call me chief brown water because I just pissed out my ass in your bathroom.

by Sir Moist June 25, 2008

big brown head

A turd so large that the top is above the water line in the toilet

" That big brown head in the toilet is disgusting. Whoever did it should flush it."

by dis[gruntled] September 23, 2006

Nut Brown Maiden

A girl who whips her own shit on a partner's penis while performing oral sex.

Damn that girl is nasty she is a Nut Brown Maiden.

by the super duper nasty creep January 20, 2011

Brown Pants Moment

A point in time where one would be left with a proverbial (and occasionally literal) brick in the seat of their trousers.

"Hey, you know that one scene in Band of Brothers, in Bastogne, at the end of the artillery barrage, where Luz and Lipton have a dud shell hit about three feet away?"

"Now that's a brown pants moment if i ever saw one"

by SlavosaurusBlyat December 5, 2016

Brown Boy Blasted

The equivalent of "White Boy Wasted", but rather is used for brown (middle-eastern) males. This term implies that this brown boy has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and is heavily under the influence.

Hasan: Yo wana get drunk tonight?
Mohammed: Hell yea bro, we are about to get brown boy blasted

by comicalgenius111 September 18, 2012

Releasing a Brown Trout

Taking a dump into a large body of water(lake, pond, ocean, etc). Believed to be originated in the waters of Lake Erie. Most commonly over the side of a boat.

Doug: Where did Beef go? I need him to start grilling burgers

Dave: He's on port side, Releasing a Brown Trout. I think he had mudd butt.

by DatDudeBeef July 16, 2009