jonny brown fingers

an idiot going by the name of John Marsh who fingered his ex unsuspectedly up the wrong-un

Make it yourself, but beware, its messy

by Ronnie November 12, 2004

Releasing a Brown Trout

Taking a dump into a large body of water(lake, pond, ocean, etc). Believed to be originated in the waters of Lake Erie. Most commonly over the side of a boat.

Doug: Where did Beef go? I need him to start grilling burgers

Dave: He's on port side, Releasing a Brown Trout. I think he had mudd butt.

by DatDudeBeef July 16, 2009

Nut Brown Maiden

A girl who whips her own shit on a partner's penis while performing oral sex.

Damn that girl is nasty she is a Nut Brown Maiden.

by the super duper nasty creep January 20, 2011

big brown head

A turd so large that the top is above the water line in the toilet

" That big brown head in the toilet is disgusting. Whoever did it should flush it."

by dis[gruntled] September 23, 2006

chief brown water

what you call yourself when you have liquid poo.

Call me chief brown water because I just pissed out my ass in your bathroom.

by Sir Moist June 25, 2008

brown ice cream

Ice cream that is supposed to be chocolate but tastes nothing at all like chocolate, its only similarity being the brown color. In other words, brown ice cream is fake chocolate ice cream.

Damn it! This isn't chocolate ice cream, this is brown ice cream! We might as well have got vanilla.

by slumbering December 23, 2008

Heafty brown bag

This is one of those shits that takes a bit of work to get out, but when it hits the water it sounds like you've dropped a bag of groceries & usaually spashes your arse.

"man, my arse is so wet after that
"Heafty brown bag".

by 007 in heaven October 27, 2008