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Urbandictionary.com 

Noun - A website orrigonally designed as a dictionary for people to post slang termanology. However the lack of Filter or monitoring makes it a soapbox for people to complain about things (see Urbandictionary.com for an example post.) Because of it's community of people who have become intoxicated by internet anonyminity, it has mostly become ANOTHER place where people hold pointless and petty arguments that acomplish nothing.
Example 1: Urbandictionary.com would be good if retards didn't post there

Example 2: Rather than posting a real definition on Urbandictionary.com I'm gonna argue one of a million completely retarded points.

Example 3: Yes, I am aware of the irony of posting a rant on Urbandictionary.com about how people should stop posting rants on Urbandictionary.com. No need to comment on that

it's urban "Dictionary." Not urban "Be a bitch and whine about things."

UrbanDictionary editors 

Apparently so busy that they just auto deny new definitions. I bet this one won't get pushed through.
I sent a definition 2 minutes ago, within 5 seconds of clicking the link in my email I get the dreaded "Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it." How nice. Typical lazy Urbandictionary editors

urbandictionary 

Urban Dictionary is a website where every single word somehow has a sexual definition.
Noob:

Nigerian slang term for doing somebody.

Purple:

Adjective to describe how tight a girl is during intercourse.

Lemon:

A lesbian, female who is sexually attracted to other females.

There is only one place where these definitions could have been taken from!

urbandictionary.
urbandictionary by d_m1se June 15, 2022

Trolls on UrbanDictionary.com

Ok, there's at least one smart person on UB that's gonna click this...
Oh, ello! I'm lonely! Wanna waste about 2 minutes of your life listening to my memes?
*You forcibly reply with yes. You have been locked on this page.*
Good.

"You've found a Wild UrbanDictionary troll!"
"Like this definition to catch it!"

"You thought there would be a real definition, but it was me, AN URBANDICTIONARY TROLL!"

Ok I'm running out of meme fuel. Someone get me a refill?
Thanks for the meme fuel. Now, where was I? Oh, right.

"URBANDICTIONAWRYYYYY"

"I dare you to define a definition of a definition by a definition."

"You've activated my trap card!"
"Reverse!"

Ok I'm out of memes. I'm kinda done now.
ANYWAYS IF YOU LIKED IT LIKE THIS LIKE, LIKE THIS DEFINITION TO BREATHE AIR!
Yes, I needed to add likebait. NOW LIKE IT.
kbye

Oh also I need to add this last part to bypass their "should include the word being defined":
Trolls on UrbanDictionary.com

Mk, thanks for wasting your time!

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UrbanDictionary.com 

A website where proper grammar and spelling don't exist. Also a good way to bash people you hate and support those you love.
-Oh, look. I found a crappy definition on UrbanDictionary.com. What should I do?
-Just hit the recommend for deletion button...