SIMP-recruiter

A Tinder thot who is only on the platform for instagram likes. Will always link her profile in her description. Severe cases include her specifying she only answers on insta.

Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.
Man, this SIMP-recruiter has an army of thirsty men liking all her photos. I wonder if they know she has a boyfriend?
by urmumhascorona May 03, 2020
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Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"
Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
by Saynivia August 17, 2023
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ninja simp

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!

They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.
A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???
by Big simp energy February 14, 2021
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truck simp

A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone
"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"
by Skeeterskeet August 22, 2023
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funtime foxy simp

Vannyskitten/Funtlmef0xy in three words.
Are you a funtime foxy simp?”
“Like Vannyskitten? Ew no.”
by thisusernamewasnttaken October 17, 2021
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Leafy’s simp test

When a content creator alludes to another content creator’s significant other in an attempt to moderate the number of fans that follow for sexual appeasement (possible through cuck theorem). This in turn can act as a basis for determining the legitimacy of the creator.
Did you hear about Pokimane’s subscriber count? I head she’s being subject to Leafy’s simp test.
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