Winchester eye

The act of improper holding of a rifle when fired the scope punches you in the eye.

To stop from happening place the stock or "butt" of the gun into you shoulder so when it recoils you shoulder will take the force of the shot fired instead of the scope hitting you in the eye.

Hey man! You better put the butt of gun in your shoulder of your dumb ass will end up with Winchester eye.

by Mrfreeze3308 August 9, 2016

Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".

Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"

by U_Guru April 18, 2025

Heart eyes

The way Regina and Robin look at each other

"Aw, look at them with their doey heart eyes. "

by Iaintgetnosleep November 28, 2019

eye thief

Someone who steals something visually by looking at it

That eye thief over there is looking a lot.

by rYb0rg47 September 6, 2022

wompy eye

A little askew or off from the norm creating a slight freakish appearance.

Ames, from The Batcherlorette Season 2011, has some wompy eyes, but really went wompy eyed when he got punched in the face in his pink get up in China.

by fickle pickle June 29, 2011

Eye Booger

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.

While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.

by Celestialnirvana January 3, 2020

The Scurvy Eye

The sexual act of a male reaching climax, pulling out, and ejaculating into his partner's eye with such force they have to wear an eye patch for at least a week.

The Scurvy eye Mark gave that girl looks like it really hurts!

by Heavy Hitters Club January 10, 2025