chew you a new asshole

What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’

It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

Ripped Me A New One

From the Latin derivative, Rippitus Aholus, Literally: "Ripping one a new A**Hole"

ie; When she found out I cheated on that test, she "ripped me a new one"

by Wallach May 22, 2008

New Jersey Boob Job

When you are kicked so hard your nipples fall off.

Dude: I was so pissed off at him, I gave him a New Jersey Boob Job.

Bro: Wow.

by amooseinahummer March 8, 2011

a person new to Urban Dictionary

Hi. I'm new to Urban Dictionary, so if you are reading this, this is only a test.

This is my second comment (first one was obama), says a person new to Urban Dictionary.

by (Official) Comment Number One October 27, 2011

New Year's Eve Eve

The day before the day before the new year.

Are you going to the New Year's Eve Eve party?

by Obamazing December 30, 2009

I love new york

An amazing television show created by the brilliant minds at VH1. It chronicles the dating experiences of Tiffany aka "New York", a graduate of Syracuse University. Viewers first met New York when she was on Flavor of Love, a dating show for Flavor Flav. After being rejected by Flav twice VH1 let New York find love anew. Both seasons include a collection of classy men vying for the love of New York. Through series of challenges such as building dog houses and making New York dinners consisting of Ranch Dressing New York picks men to attend special dates. At the end of each season New York chooses the man she wants to spend the rest of her life with, her one true love. The first season ended with New York being rejected by her selection, however, the second season looks promising with such fine men as Pretty, Budha, Tailor Made and The Entertainer.

"It is not a place where a woman who wears weave and fine jewelry should go!" - New York, from I Love New York

"I'd really like to bring that power saw into the bedroom at some point" -New York

"You make me feel like a big girl" -New York

by Ali and Camille December 20, 2007

Las Vegas, New Mexico

Doesn't get any attention because of Las Vegas, NV. Every single one of the teenagers there hate it. All of the visitors love it if they have great appreciation for history, cute stores, and amazing food. The Plaza is the best hang out. Estella's Cafe is amazing. It's just the best! Stop hating!

Person 1: Where are you going out of town?
Person 2: Las Vegas.
Person 1: Las Vegas woooo!

Person 2: It's Las Vegas, New Mexico.
Person 1: Oh..
Person 2: It's BETTER than Nevada!!!

by BootsMaryPrettygirl August 3, 2010