by Christopher Robert Nelson August 27, 2008
The Kansas City Cum Swap or KCCS for short is a high-level, two-part procedure taking approximately seven days and three people (2 male, 1 female) to complete. The first part involves two men having rough anal sex. At the point of climax the pitcher pulls out and ejaculates into the mouth of the catcher. The catcher then spits the semen into the mouth of the pitcher who then performs a "reverse felch" in which he blows the semen back into the anus of the catcher using a silly straw. This must all be done quickly as the anus of the catcher is (as required for the second step) badly bruised and will swell shut. After seven days (and a steady diet of anti-diarrheal medication) the catcher's anus finally relaxes and prolapses at which point he uses it like a dildo and sticks it into the vagina of the female. Once it is fully inserted the male then farts with enough force to fully expel the semen (and generous amounts of fecal matter) while simultaneously the female performs a "reverse queef" to suck the babybatter into her ovaries with the hopes of producing a healthy dbox offspring.
Bob: So last Summer Martha and I vacationed in Truck Stop, Missouri and did a Kansas City Cum Swap with a trucker named Jim.
Dave: No wonder your son is such a fuckin dbox.
Dave: No wonder your son is such a fuckin dbox.
by Lord069 August 23, 2011
Someone who can't show any restraint when tempted by something.
A very mean derogatory insult to a person - like a douche bag or a fuckin' asshole but worse.
A very mean derogatory insult to a person - like a douche bag or a fuckin' asshole but worse.
Hey, hey, hey! Chill out! Hang on a sec, you, cum guzzling dick junky! How can ya be so impatient?!
For God's sake, get the fuck outta here, you, cum guzzling dick junky!!! Piss off!
For God's sake, get the fuck outta here, you, cum guzzling dick junky!!! Piss off!
by Alistair & Alex November 23, 2008
filthy, dirty, no-good whore.....no wait whore's charge money so Slut....yes a filthy, dirty, no-good slut!
by Miranda Penguin September 27, 2007
That 30 second period where there is no possibility that you could act fast enough so that a roommate opening the door would not catch you in the act of masturbation, even if said door was locked.
He walked in right at the end of my cum shot vulnerability period and i barely had enough time to pull my pants up.
by Ivegotballsofsteel October 05, 2010
by daddy got big teeth February 18, 2019
White ring formed around a person's mouth similar to a clown (Bobo) from the type of chap stick made for 80s lifeguards. Tends to leave white, visible residue similar to those seen after the climax in clown porn scenes.
by The Widge February 11, 2010