Crane Juice

1. It's what cranes drink
2. The bottles of piss that collect at the top of a crane, where crane operators relieve themselves
3. A central pillar of the beliefs that the sect of former financial cult followers must force a member to drink a concoction of carefully selected ingredients in order to cleanse themselves of making good financial decisions ever again and avoiding the dreaded "butthole post", referred to as the Fridge Challenge

Crane Manager: "What happened to the Assistant Crane Manager?"
Junior Crane Manager: "ACM died. He was crushed by Crane Juice falling from the sky while playing Battle Cranes. Don't tell OSHA."
Crane Manager: "Oh no. Was it Pink Lemonade? That's my favorite flavor."

by NGMIPandas August 29, 2023

Juice

It's what you call alcohol after you're 21, because according to retarded dumb blondes that like to one-up everyone, once you turn 21 you don't call alcoholic beverages alcohol. They are called Juice.

On my 21st birthday, I drank some juice.

by asian_biotch June 7, 2011

Stinky Baby Fart Juice

A term to describe something really really stinky.

Bully: "farts"
Me: It smells like stinky baby fart juice.

by yomom123_44 February 21, 2024

Juice

To make someone give you money in excess. To finesse someone out of their money.

“Girl, I’m bout to juice this mf.”

by KittyBlu April 29, 2022

Gus Juice

The irresistible energy or charm that Gus exudes, making him the life of the party and a magnet for good vibes. Gus Juice can also refer to the confidence or swagger Gus uses to handle any situation, whether it’s closing a deal, cracking a joke, or simply being the coolest person in the room. Some say it’s part charisma, part hustle, and 200% authentic.

“Did you see how Gus nailed that presentation? That’s straight-up Gus Juice!”

by Gus Juice December 20, 2024

splooshy juice

The drinks that are at adult parties, usually alcoholic beverages,

My mom gave me the splooshy juice at an adult party. I hope nothing bad happens to my future

by TinkerOfCats May 1, 2023

Xan juice

That shit that fake ass dealers put in place of lean when they finna scam you, shit tastes like xans but those fucking dealers pass it as lean

That mothafucka gave me xan juice instead of my lean! Imma go clap that cunt

by STL446 June 21, 2023