Hands in Joggers

A (Mostly) Male, touching there dick to show off.

Did you see that jack had his hands in joggers! he was holding is tiny penis!

by smalldick12484 December 31, 2022

take my hand

Take my hand means to date the person aksing

Jim Crow :would you take my hand

Me:I would love too

by Theundergodu September 15, 2022

Karen's Handful

Originally used by Hannah Gadsby in her netflix stand up comedy special, “Douglas”. The joke first started with Hannah saying how different things would be called if women were allowed to name them. She also says, “Men, how would you like it if we called your balls Karen’s handful? Not very much.” And “If a man starts getting moody it’s because karen’s giving them a squeeze”

His Karen's Handful must’ve been squeezed really hard since he’s acting like a jerk.

by Bridgez April 07, 2022

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021

Dave Hand

Short man with curly hair.

I made out with Dave Hand last weekend.

by Jesus23948567234q5 December 21, 2022

left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.

did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"

by BSpatrole November 08, 2013

Restroom jazz hands

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.

Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.

by The Pirate of Pissants July 18, 2013