A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.
-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.
-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”
Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
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Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”
Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”
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I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
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