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Hulk-hands

A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.

-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.

-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.

-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”

Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
by HypodermicDawny June 6, 2022
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pink hand

A pencil pusher. Someone who doesn’t get their hands dirty, nor does any form of manual or physical labor. A person with no experience as a handy man.
Person One : “What brings you to the area?”

Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”
by Weird12u May 28, 2018
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hand icicle

When her pussy juice drips down your hand after finger fucking her.
Bro I just fingered her so hard I got a hand icicle
by it's the boii February 6, 2017
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ecstasy hands

A disorder where someone can't contain their hands and love the sensation of their hands running over things
Kayleigh had ecstasy hands man. She couldn't stop rubbing my beard man
by Gruntsman July 2, 2017
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plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.
"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"
by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017
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Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.
Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016
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Hand rail

A word used to describe particularly dirty or disgusting individuals; covered in dirt , like a hand rail
That girl is a real hand rail

Look at Johnny, he’s such a hand rail
by NoPoPo September 18, 2019
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