thor the god of thunder

hottest man(god) alive.

chris hemsworth.

thor the god of thunder is hot.

by kuljul123 October 3, 2022

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Monkey Sun God

The Monkey Sun God originated from the "Bloons TD Series," TD for Tower Defense, made by Ninja Kiwi. It is an all-powerful being who devotes most of its time to popping balloons that are trying to attack a monkey village.

"The Super Monkey was finally turned into the Monkey Sun God, the all-powerful balloon decimator. Also known as the protector of monkeys.

by Monkey_Sun_God October 5, 2022

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god loves you

the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him

"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

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Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.

“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”

by Rageberto October 8, 2022

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spaniard rizz god

a spaniard rizz god is somebody that can lure in any being with his/her sneaky tricks. the spaniard usually has knowledge of the sexual language known as Spanish. now be careful around these sneaky fuckers because once they start chatting you up, you might as well get your things ready for a sleepover at there ;) commonly know as louis c walker

“where has my undies gone ?”
“the spaniard rizz god have taken them”

by Richard fiddler October 14, 2022

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