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December 3rd

National sex day
Have sex with someone with this birthday
John:get in bed
Beth:why
John:its december 3rd you know what that means
Beth: what does it mean
John: its national sex day
Beth:moans loudly
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december 11

friend - hey can i hug you
you- why
friend- it's december 11

you- ohh okay then
*hugs*
by waterbender3000 August 7, 2021
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December 33rd

7'9" Tyrone: I heard today is December 33rd, you know what that means
by TyronesBitchassMotorcycle August 14, 2021
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December 1st

The person born on December 1st is one of the most gorgeous people with the best personality ever!
Person 1: I can’t wait for my birthday!
Person 2: When is it?
Person 1:December 1st!
Person 2: No wonder you’re that attractive.🙄
by Kiki_23 August 15, 2021
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December 17th

The day my dark brown eyed, tall, adorable smile boyfriend was born. He can make me laugh and smile within seconds. He’s amazing at video games and he knows exactly how to give hugs. Happy Birthday my love. <3
by Iminluvwithmyboyfriend August 20, 2021
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Dick down december

An all month holiday where you and you partner get down and dirty until their knees are weak
"Are you participating in dick down december?" "Hell yea"
by Mommysbunny August 28, 2021
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December

Hey it’s Christmas this year in December
by allison!!!! September 1, 2021
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