December 3

The day non-heathers get a sweater. The day that the second choices get to feel like a first choice. If you know a girl who you like, but wouldn’t date, give her a sweater, come on! It’s December 3!

“I still remember the third or December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. Only if you knew how much I liked you.” - heather, by Conan

Person 1: here is my sweater
Person 2: thanks, but why?
Person 1: it’s December 3, remember?

by Thatweirdflamingo December 3, 2020

No date December

You have to not date anybody in December no matter if you are dating someone or not you can ask anyone out you can’t be dating anyone in December

All month it’s no date December

by I’m going to eat you September 9, 2021

No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.

Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December

by Autism anus November 6, 2020

December 7

National fuck your best friend day.

person 1: Hey bestie, wanna fuck
person 2: what-!? no, why!?
person 1: It's December 7th

by whoischaos December 7, 2021

December 8

National Juice WRLD day. RIP the legend.

Person 1: Its December 8. Why are you so sad?

Person 2: Bc Juice WRLD died 😥

by Niggggggggggggggggggggggger December 8, 2019

Grab dick december

Grants the ability to grab any males dick throughout the month

Tom - are you taking part in grab dick december?
Lucy - yeah i already started.

by Kingmafiaz October 24, 2020

December

After October and November, December comes hitting with grab and slap ass month

Person 1: did u just slap and grab my ass!?
Person 2: ITS okay, iTs Slap AND Grab ass month in December

by Grabetisvaggeti November 19, 2019