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Pop Rocks Poots

When you have gas, but you're trying to hold it so hard that you end up making little pop-pop-pop noises as the gas escapes. It’s essentially the popping sensation that you get when you put pop rocks in your mouth, but its from the other end.
Hey bro, what’s u…whoa. You don’t look so good. How many of those Taco Bell seafood salads did you have?

Hey bra. Like… three.

Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!
by Majestically Bald August 31, 2023
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pop a can

To actually notice something or care about something
by Lyner September 21, 2019
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Popped Off

John: did you see the Grammy’s last nigh?
You: Yeah! Meghan Thee Stallion and Cardi B popped off!
by Shadowhunter04 March 16, 2021
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Pop

"Aye wassup homie, just popped a nigga"
by wrdspkr May 11, 2018
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Horse Pop

noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.
“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”

“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
by White-Guilt-91 May 9, 2021
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Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
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Razzle Dazzle Pop

Is when a Guy lays on a pool table spread eagle, and his partner chunks pool balls at his testicles until they pop, and then the female drinks the remains.
Ellen gave John a violent razzle dazzle pop for cheating on her with her mother.
by Quarrel October 7, 2008
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