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busting a fat nut

the act of cumming. also known as busting a fat nut.
haaah…IM BUSTING A FAT NUT!
by ADumbFuckOnTheInternet November 8, 2023
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Post nut frenzy

Contrary to post nut clarity, post nut frenzy is where upon ejaculation, you receive a burst of energy brought out by deep rooted hatreds and spite that you may hold for someone you just fucked or content you masturbated to.

It would be more closely related to "going berserk" after ejaculation.
Man, I tried jerking off to feet for the first time and actually came. I was so angry and disappointed in myself that I was sent into a Post nut frenzy and started smashing shit around.
by swag be my balls January 2, 2023
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Slap nut slut

A BBW who likes slapping the nuts of other guys wink wink
Hey that huge girl is a slap nut slut
by Big pappy1 November 13, 2018
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Slut Before Nuts

just like boys have “bro before hoes” girls have “sluts before nuts” slut being your friends and nuts being boys
Nah I don’t need a boyfriend, slut before nuts
by Thepig04 November 17, 2018
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Aged-Nut Theory

The theory that if a male does not masturbate or anything that causes them to nut then their nut will age. The long a male's nut ages the better it tastes for the female or male. A good comparison for nut will be wine. The longer a wine ages the better it tastes and the more of a luxury and delicacy it is.
Friend: "Hey man, you practice the Aged-nut Theory"
You: "Of course man, I'm trying to give my woman a delicious tasting nut"
by xemoo December 2, 2018
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nut sack empathy

The painful empathetic feeling a man gets in his nuts, while watching another man get a nut shot.
A: *watches someone get sacked in the nuts*
B: *cups balls in pain of watching the poor sap get sacked in the nuts*
C: "hey why are you holding your nuts, you'd didn't get sacked"
B: "I feel it though bro, I'm feeling that nut sack empathy"
by emlescure August 28, 2017
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double nut bust

when both testicles pop at the same time
“she kicked me so hard i got a double nut bust
by the leap frog king February 27, 2019
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