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needle in the gaystack 

In a gay orgy, the gay guy with the smallest dick
Gay Orgy: Yea lets Fuck

Guy 1: Why am I not getting any dick

Guy 2: You are, you just got stuck with the needle in the gaystack

Guy 3: Sorry, im not black.
needle in the gaystack by IceKing September 12, 2013
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Drag it through the garden 

The act of applying vegetables to one's sandwhich or burger without specifiying which ones in particular.
Gary: What do you want on your burger?

Bob: Whatever, just drag it through the garden..

Gary: Fag..

Changing of the Guard 

The few sacred moments one has to defecate between customers entering or exiting a public bathroom.
"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"

"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."

crook in the guts 

When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.
Mate where's the shitter? I'm crook in the guts!

Snake in the grass 

A loser who has no real friends in their life, that sees faults in relationships. strikes planting venom and gets off on it
That guy that got between mark and brian is a real snake in the grass.
Snake in the grass by Snake3ater February 25, 2017

Hole in the ground 

Hole in the ground is a nice way of saying your a Hoe.
Stop being a hole in the ground
Hole in the ground by ICYCOLD April 19, 2018