wrinkle job

When a man's penis is rubbed in and out of someone's wrinkles.

Man that elderly lady gave me a great wrinkle job.

by Zigzags21 August 23, 2018

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Shrimp Job

(2025) The act of a person sucking another person's toes.

"That freak with the foot fetish wants to give that popular girl a shrimp job."

by KittyBell5 September 21, 2025

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The slow, soul-crushing decay of a person’s motivation, ambition, and mental well-being due to being trapped in a mind-numbing, dead-end job. Symptoms include excessive daydreaming, existential dread, and refreshing LinkedIn out of pure desperation.

The process of a job itself becoming obsolete, pointless, or unbearably toxic over time.
The overwhelming sense of burnout and detachment from corporate life.

1. The job rot is hitting hard and I wanna quit."
2. "She used to be so ambitious, but five years in middle management gave her job rot."

by TheJobRot January 31, 2025

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Dirty Water Job

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.

Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!

by Puss5829 July 27, 2016

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Lusi Job

When you fuck someone’s ass while also sucking their dick. It’s a Lusifer job.

I got a Lusi Job last night, it blew my mind.

by Lusiferious December 6, 2019

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frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.

By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.

by Jarenticus December 18, 2017

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