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National Blow job day

November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job
His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day
by lilly2222 November 19, 2022
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Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
by LBtheG May 8, 2022
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to-go job

1. Giving the driver head while in a drive through

2. Any sexual act with food good enough to eat and fuck

3. A quickie
That cheeseburger was so good, Ethan wanted a to-go job.
by Ace242 September 1, 2014
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When your partner passionately kisses the side of your genitalia while making direct eye contact so powerful that it pierces through your partner’s soul. This act of kindness transcends your partners vibration into an instant state of nirvana. This act of service is completed while viewing your partners gluteus Maximus in a vertical dressing mirror.

“The clouds part, the angels sing, a beam of light shines down upon you, as the atomic bomb detonates”
Partner 1: “I’m going to give you the biggest Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ” of your life

**partner 2 looks up to the heavens with complete clarity and responds**

Partner 2: “ There is a god
by Oppenheimer1111 October 25, 2025
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Senior Job Instructor

head of the chain of command of jobbers in your local area. SJI, then JOB, then JIT..jit means job in training who hasn't yet reached the rank of job. SJI is the highest rank of job you can reach.
your not even a senior job instructor yet, your still a JIT!!
by L dumpaaaaaaaa March 2, 2009
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Gargle Job

I'm in the mood for a Gargle Job babe!

I can't believe he won't Gargle you, you should dump him.

He gave me the worst GJ last night!
by Squamies December 21, 2024
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bone job

That girl Stacy is a total bone job.”
by Litterature March 6, 2024
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