Egg Simp

a person on Twitter who has a GoodBoyHalo profile picture who simps for the Dream SMP egg. Not naming any names

Hey did you know that Madi simps for the egg?
What an Egg Simp

by CupcakeHalø September 22, 2021

truck simp

A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone

"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"

by Skeeterskeet August 22, 2023

funtime foxy simp

Vannyskitten/Funtlmef0xy in three words.

“Are you a funtime foxy simp?”
“Like Vannyskitten? Ew no.”

by thisusernamewasnttaken October 17, 2021

Leafy’s simp test

When a content creator alludes to another content creator’s significant other in an attempt to moderate the number of fans that follow for sexual appeasement (possible through cuck theorem). This in turn can act as a basis for determining the legitimacy of the creator.

Did you hear about Pokimane’s subscriber count? I head she’s being subject to Leafy’s simp test.

by ௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵ ௵௵௵ August 07, 2020