Poop

Purple gooey substance that secretes from a type of Uranium commonly found on Uranus during it's rare summer season. Probes have been sent to analyze the substance, and apparently it tastes like proctologist-made chocolate.

The probe operator died upon learning that this Poop substance tastes like wonderful proctocolate.

by Izaacius Barfmanius April 28, 2023

Poop Tart

Whilst one person is taking a shit, they spread their legs while another person sits on them and takes a shit into the same bowl.

John and joe shared a poop tart

by nvaorhn May 3, 2023

poop sick

When you eat Starbucks and a seafood boil you become “poop sick”

Corey’s so poop sick right now after drinking Starbucks and eating a seafood boil

by Hairbrush68 May 5, 2023

i will literally fucking poop

a post in a Matt Rose video

that is literally it

Did you see the matt rose video where that dude sent "I will literally fucking poop," that one?

by amogus es un momento meme May 6, 2023

Poop

A brown banana which you can't eat also it smells bad

Guy 1: hey i ate a brown banana
Guy 2: from where
Guy 1: from a stinky wet hole
Guy 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS POOP
Guy 1: ?

by Charisto123 May 9, 2023

poop

being rude to somebody.

Person 1: Shut the fuck up

Person 2: Stop being fucking poop!

by brodyhere May 14, 2023

pee at the poop store

Metaphor for two things that should not be together.

Now they got pinapple on pizza, next there'll be pee at the poop store.

by monkerhostin1 November 20, 2023