comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 02, 2013

Poop the baby

The act of shoving your index finger into a infants rectum instead of checking their anus for poop.

They really had to poop the baby?

by Cody5050 January 10, 2023

Poop Smudge

When you smear poop on a wall or the side of a small table.

Hey Leroy...Did you poop smudge on my small table?

by Squeedely Teets June 18, 2020

Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.

Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.

by Twitchness September 27, 2017

Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold

I accidentally did the cum dick poop

by Coop poop March 03, 2021

Poop Porn

The most irritating most disgusting thing that a degenerate moderator on reddit can make porn out of.

Frank:I have a job, I make poop porn
Joe:I will erase your whole bloodline you disgusting troglodyte

by STINKANATOIR December 24, 2024

premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife February 24, 2016