James Sanford

he is just a kid with small ears and he cant play defense to save his life
He let him score again, he is like a James Sanford
by Colin Spencer April 10, 2019
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james day

James day has its celebration on the 4th of november to celebrate the death of our beloved cat James
It was james day and it was fun
by SmartclownsNutsack November 21, 2022
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james basso

The biggest dumbass in all of America. The official leader of Cuntus Clitoris... but he has a small peen.
Do you know James Basso? he the leader of Cuntious Clitoris!
by Cuntius clitorus October 28, 2019
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james sellman

Cool guy: "James Sellman taught me all about fossils and crystals! He's a g for real!"
by gh2424 March 21, 2022
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alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!
person 1: ever heard of the mythalexander james nonce westcott
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!
by jjackparryy December 28, 2022
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James Elphick

A James Elphick is a man. His got a huge heart, is giving, kind, caring & supportive. He thinks outside of the box and isn’t afraid to act unconventionally which often ends up successful.
His strength is admirable, his resilience remarkable, His a fighter in every way; nothing can stop a James Elphick! Not even a car going 80km/h!

James is the typical bloke who enjoys his boys, having fun and chicks. Always has too much time for everyone else while he neglects his own issues.
With James Elphick you will always feel safe and will always be safe while his around. His easy to spend time with and have a laugh with and fall in love with. Makes your life enjoyable and gives it meaning.
His incredibly skilled in many areas of life like with bikes, tools, dietary, physical fitness, keeping his lady satisfied 😘

Although perfect he may seem he struggles paying attention. He can be influenced. He has trust issues from childhood that makes maintaining a meaningful relationship difficult. He doesn’t usually hold a grudge too long at detriment to himself.

Also, you most definitely don’t want to get into a fight with a James Elphick as most everyone will end up worse off then when they start. You know it when you’ve been punched by James!
If you ever had a James Elphick then your an idiot for ever letting him go! Because now I’ve got him I’m never letting him go and unfortunately that should mean you all miss out on the best man out there!
James Elphick is the love of my life.
Kate: I love you baby, happy early birthday present my man.
James: My Birthday isn’t for another 2 weeks! But thanks babe.
Kate: You know id do anything for you babe xx
by Kate Elphick July 24, 2019
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