Love Flob

A rather crude, yet amusing term for spunk, love juice or jizz. The gloopy substance produced during ejaculation.

'Dude, watch you don't get your love flob on the carpet'.

Or perhaps...

My 'love flob' was exceedingly projectile today.

by PJ:D April 26, 2009

Bum Love

Verb; The pleasurable, and/or loving act of anal sex.

1). It would be nice to have a bit of "Bum Love" today.
2). Let's make "Bum Love?!"

by Master-007 August 7, 2012

Zombie Love

Like puppy love, this type of love is an undying passion and love of any one person or thing in which you cannot get thinking about them out of your head because of how much you just can't live without them.

Jean has Zombie Love for Breanna because he never stops talking about how he can't live without her.

by WrenaByrd July 13, 2012

Love glove

Your girlfriends pussy

John " I hoped in that love glove last night"

by Pussy destroyer 69 420 April 28, 2016

Unrequited Love

When you deeply love someone with all of your heart but they either don’t like you or they are dating someone else before you can express your emotions to them

I love Crimsyn. I wanted to tell her but I didn’t have the courage. I see her wearing my friends jacket then hugging Devon. I have unrequited love for her.

by Anonymous$$$$$$ February 1, 2019

Eels Of Love

A kickass instrumental rock band from New Jersey. Their music sounds like Pink Floyd, Rush, Buckethead, and Cynic were put in blender, made into a smoothie, and burped out by Jesus himself. (That's a good thing)

I love eels. And I love love. I love Eels Of Love

by Thisismypseudonym January 23, 2013

Love tax

When you make love with somebody and they owe you for it. So you tax them for the love. Or when somebody is a pain in the ass to love but you love them anyways, so the owe you for your love.

He bought me lunch as a love tax.

by Dawg_90210 August 27, 2016