Single-subject Friend

A person in your social circle who only talks to you about one subject and never deviates from said subject.

A.K.A. SSF

NOTE: The single subject does not include talking about one's self.

It's like when you meet someone and talk to them about bittorrenting and they do nothing more than talk to you about bittorrenting regardless of how you try to move the subject to another conversation, hence they are a single-subject friend.

by flippedlid July 13, 2010

friend zone howler

a guy(or girl) perpetually stuck in the "friend zone", yet they are not content. Often times resurfacing to complain that you never gave them a chance or just to remind you that they exist, in hopes of escaping the "friend zone".

Julie is such a friend zone howler, she called me 2 hours after my girl broke up with me last week, asking to "come hang out", like i don't already know she has a crush on me.

by Tenkaiechi March 28, 2015

Friends without benefits

Some famous Internet personalities that do let's plays at a small place called YouTube. Their fan base consists of boat-loving 12 year old people that enjoy to watch Mario Party and sometimes other games. You can find them on fuckmyasshole.org.

"Who are those Friends Without Benefits? Oh you are talking about the Game Grumps 2.0?"

by Hellia May 19, 2019

friend zone cuddle

When you are cuddling with someone and the other person just thinks of it as a friend thing but really the persons has no were else to sit/sleep

Ya me and Kate were totally snugging last night, bro I'm pretty sure it was just a friend zone cuddle.

by Tittsinurface99 April 25, 2016

Friend (brody's definiton)

somebody that you annoy the fuck out of to the point that they hate you, then you gotta act cool to them in an endless cycle

Friend: somebody that you annoy the fuck out of to the point that they hate you, then you gotta act cool to them Friend (brody's definiton)

by PepegaClapOmegalul March 22, 2020

Friends Without Benefits

The only show on the Internet.

Have you watched the new episode of Sonic '06 on Friends Without Benefits?

by Topichu November 12, 2017

Equal opportunity friend

A person of a minority race used by a large group of white people to make them seem less racist.

"There are too many whities at this party, someone call

Tyrone, our equal opportunity friend, before this starts looking like a KKK convention".

by Whiteymcwhiterson September 15, 2011