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E-Class Wagon

One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.
The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.
by henry1272838442 November 29, 2023
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E-Punk

E-Punk is a new-wave genre of punk, the bands are usually individuals with something on their mind. The music has an infectious and melodic beat, with fuzzy or distorted vocals. The songs are usually statements on what it's like living in the modern age, and the issues that go along with it. It preaches individuality, self reliance, and emotional awareness. The artists are known for being edgy, flawed and relatable to anyone raised on the internet. The most popular and pillar of the E-Punk Genre is none other than shooter himself (negative xp) however the sound is spreading like wildfire with tons of new artists coming out of the woodworks to show what they can bring to the table. It is a beautiful, angry, sad, loud, melodic and extremely indie form of punk that should be welcomed to the scene with open arms. What screams individuality like making your own music, by yourself, with no labels, and saying whatever the fuck you want?
"I love E-Punk, Crust Sox is my favorite artist, but Negative XP is also really good."

"Shut up you whiney incel virgin! How about you listen to some real punk like Lil Peep!"
by Fish_Manz December 3, 2021
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E

When you don't feel like writing a paragraph, to respond to someone elses paragraph.
E
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RUSH E

SONG RELEASED IN 2020 BY SHEET MUSIC BOSS at 164 bpm in E minor
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set e

Half of the students who are studying to become broadcast journalists. This particular set has a tendency towards boisterous interruptions, overall hilarity and having a superiority complex.
You can hear set e from a mile away.
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E

1950: GEE GOLLY IN THE FUTURE WE’RE GONNA BE SO ADVANCED!
2021:
Person 1: you are stupid
Person 2: e
Person 1: *CRI*
by H3110Ch1ldr3n September 21, 2021
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E

The fuckin letter E

Why the fuck would u search this lmao
Guy 1: E
Guy 2: ok
by Bem UrbanDicionary Lmao November 27, 2021
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