Cunt Helmet

A large bag of flabby skin, overhanging a fat womans cunt.

Yo dude, your moms cunt helmet is so big, I need a forklift to go down on her!

by deckspinner! August 1, 2011

Cunt-a-Rooney

A person who displays disdain for all things and people around him/herself in an underhanded manner.

Eg - that Cunt-a-Rooney decided not to hand out candy to fat kids claiming she just wanted to help.

by Thealienanthropologist November 2, 2013

Cunt-Monkey

1. An adjective to describe an extreme douche bag
2. A monkey that looks like a vagina

(2 dudes arguing)
Dude 1: You're a piece of shit!
Dude 2: Well you're a cunt-monkey!

by DuckyDuckDuck December 5, 2017

Cunt muffin

Fat pussy

Damn look at her cunt muffin showing.

by Tony macaroni April 24, 2019

Cunt Flap

A insult created by a man named Hunter Suffeletto

your a cunt flap

by OrthodoxOyster6 June 9, 2018

Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.

"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

by CuntMelon April 15, 2012

Cunt Bag

The type of thing that only shitty dickholes would use when referring to a girl in a bad situation of which he is loosing.

God damn Liza shut the fuck up and stop being a fucking Cunt Bag.

by MatrixGlitch July 23, 2018