Maniacal Box of Kittens

Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.

She is like a Maniacal Box of Kittens. Irresistible and deadly.

by Maniacal Murder Mittens October 1, 2023

Junk In The Box

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.

"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"

by Leonessanik October 7, 2023

Vomit box

A box where you shove as many electrical or data terminations that are dodgy as into a box to conceal what crappy work you have done

Ahh....just shove it all into a vomit box. Its in the roof, no one will notice

by Crusty Chuckle Chunks November 25, 2021

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

Box

A box is a cube or rectangular prismed shaped item. It usually is used to store items such as the common sense you left in your attic if you're reading this.

Mom: Wow son, that's a nice box in your room.
Son: Thank you, I use it to hold my pokémon cards.

by If.the.shoe.fits March 31, 2020

Box

Contains everything

The Box is the cosmological object that contains everything. Regardless of internal properties, it is in the Box, for any value of "it".

by YeetusDeletus69420 April 4, 2020

Box Bitch

An unwitting (usually conspiracy theorist) mouthpiece for the intelligence service's obfuscation and disinformation campaigns. Particularly Britain's MI5 due to their postal address being Box 500.

David Icke is a box bitch

by DirkThrust April 12, 2020