Cunt Helmet

A large bag of flabby skin, overhanging a fat womans cunt.

Yo dude, your moms cunt helmet is so big, I need a forklift to go down on her!

by deckspinner! August 1, 2011

Cunt-a-Rooney

A person who displays disdain for all things and people around him/herself in an underhanded manner.

Eg - that Cunt-a-Rooney decided not to hand out candy to fat kids claiming she just wanted to help.

by Thealienanthropologist November 2, 2013

smelly cunt

a smelly cunt is what my step brother is he never showers and he's a cunt

alfie you smelly cunt

by ting ling 69 April 7, 2022

Snot cunt

A scrawny achene ridden faggot dripping snot from his nose looking like a complete autist

Ashly is a snot cunt, just look at that autistic face

by PoggersInTheChat January 20, 2018

Alfa Cunt

the qween of all the cunts

you know Irene?

Yea, she's an Alfa Cunt

by Elizabeth Pennyshanks May 4, 2013

cactus cunt

A vagina that has been full of pricks often resulting in diseases. A woman who is a cactus cunt rarely wants just one guy

She had multiple children to different fathers it caused an influx of children and trips to the doctors for the entire community must have been a cactus cunt

by chops82 December 29, 2014

Cunt muffin

Any type of lamp

I accidentally knocked over my moms priceless bedside cunt muffin

by IRHTTC May 5, 2017