Never Nut November

There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.

A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own

by FuckYouAndYourPetCat112 November 3, 2021

Andy is deez nuts

wtf andy are you ok?! dumbass?

who tf says andy is deez nuts? what a dumbass

by AndSkies September 25, 2021

fat nuts day

a day where all the men and women and children with fat ass nuts gather at the cum house

person1: ayo what day is it today i see ur nuts dragging to the floor.

person2: thats because its international fat nuts day honky!!

by scientific name for a pig October 3, 2021

Alaskan Nut Tug

An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.

Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."

by Bill cosbo October 7, 2021

Balls Over Nuts

Going over and above the call of duty to get something done or to get someone.

"I saw this insane looking girl at the gym the other day, perfect body and all. Guys were going Balls Over Nuts to get her phone number!"

by WarheD September 4, 2013

Shit House Nuts

Crazy, Unbelievable, Nonsensical, Just Plain Insane

So named because a guy would have to be some kinda nuts to hang around a Shit House.

So he beat the shit outta you just for pissin in his aquarium? That guy is shit house nuts, i swear to christ.

by The Reverend Eben Hill March 5, 2011

Post Nut amnesia

When you nut so hard that you forget what you were doing before, you forget that there was a time before you nutted.

Holy shit that post nut amnesia hits different.

by Polarisation June 19, 2023