cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

Peak post nut

The ultimate mental clarity a human reaches right after they orgasm, when the brain is no longer preoccupied with and fixated on sex.

After struggling for days to make a decision, John knew the answer within seconds once he hit peak post nut.

by Smackawack November 22, 2022

Nebraska nut butter

The semen-feces mixture that forms when a man fucks an Alabama hot pocket to completion. Has a similar consistency to yogurt.

"Dave gave me an Alabama hot pocket last night, and I swear I was dripping Nebraska nut butter for three hours."

by Misterfisteroboto August 8, 2019

bananna nut waffle

The act getting your nuts all steamy, nice and warm, then proceeding to locate two black women scissoring then aggressively place your scrotum between the two. Banana nut waffle.

Jakhira and jasmine gave joe a wet n’ steamy Bananna nut waffle last Tuesdey.

by Grosyfunny69 November 11, 2017

calm your nuts

Like "calm your tits" but nuts, ie. balls

Guy 1: "I can't believe ____'s been dickin around with my girl! I outta fuck that guy up!"
Guy 2: "Dude calm your nuts!"

by Manateecup July 29, 2015

busted a mean nut

When you bust a nut

Bro last night I busted a mean nut

by Frankffwsdfhgletr;lh,et;mhp'et April 26, 2017

park my nuts

When you go balls deepen a girl and you park your nut on her. Or when she deep throats you and you park your nuts on her chin.

Excuse me, can I park my nuts on you.

by Jackrabbit 15 January 7, 2016