Cat Jumped

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.

After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.

by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018

fight cat

People who like to pick fights and usually suck at it!

Oh run, theres Brendan. He is such a fight cat!

by SmartS September 18, 2012

Cats

Bastards.

My cats keep eating all the bread in the house, because they're stupid idiot bastards.

by oumako929 January 1, 2021

morales of an alley cat

People with low morales who bang pornstars while their wife is pregnant and also molests women in public.

“You molest women and public and have sex with a porn start while your wife is pregnant with your child, he’s got the morales of an alley cat” - Joe Biden, 2024 1st Presidential Debate

by Saidinthefuture June 27, 2024

mat cat

being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat

how much is that mat cat

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

Cat#0737

Some cute dude on discord all the girls wanna sex with

Hey look it’s Cat#0737 that cute dude from discord

by Cat#0737 May 17, 2021

cat

an animal that is cuter than you!

cats are sooooooooooo cute omggg i love their fluffy fur and little nose and they're just so cuteeeeeee

by gay for fictional women June 9, 2022