wet eyes

white people who cry when they get in trouble for being horrid
ie. crying when they get in trouble for calling 911 on black people doing (fill in the blank)
ie. when their dealer cuts them off for not having money but they're hooked

Ol' Wet Eyes over there sobbing cause today she's not getting away with racism and hatred.

by mamadweezil July 23, 2018

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Clap eyes on

Another way to say please be advised.

Clap eyes on this attachment.

by Myrealnamd August 20, 2018

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eye listening

the act of using your eyes to listen and detect words and images.

‘Sami is eye listening to his besties texts’

by epicsansundertale January 28, 2019

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Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged

Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)

by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019

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The eyes of a memester

No matter what you do you cant stop looking at memes. And every where you look theres a meme

Bro: all you ever do is look at memes
Me: i know i have the eyes of a memester

by Its whatever dudes January 30, 2019

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Eyeful Tower

The enormous and magnificent-to-see iron-latticework 1000-plus-foot-tall "sky-needle" in Paris. France.

I could go all the way to the City Or Light to see the Eyeful Tower, but I'm content to watch YouTube videos of other people's visits to the lovely landmark.

by QuacksO February 6, 2019

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