simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024

Simp

Treating women better than men in any, or all circumstances.

Men were always for a lack of a better word - simps to women, as they were treated better than a man would be treated. In 2020s simpery is more extreme than at any previous point in history.

by normalsuckedanyway June 22, 2021

official._.denki._.simp

LITERALLY THE BESTEST MUTUAL EVER. HYPES YOU UP SM NO MATTER WHAT. I LOVE THEM LITERALLY SO MUCH AND I HOPE THEY NEVER CHANGE. <333

official._.denki._.simp may not post anymore but that doesn’t change the fact that they are the most amazing mutual!!

by .midokat June 22, 2021

SIMP

1. A self-entitled liberal that spends the majority of his paycheck on Onlyfans under the guise of feminism.
2. Kieran

Kieran is the biggest Simp around.

by Deanosaur2 June 25, 2021

Simp

Tom, yeah you reading this, the one giving massages to someone obviously manipulating you.

Tom is such a "simp"

by Yoshit June 25, 2021

simp

zachary van z

Bella said she likes buzz cuts so Zach got one without hesitation because he is a simp.

by zachs_daddy123 June 27, 2021