Ban simp

Me. I’m a ban simp. A ban simp is someone who feels a strong attraction to ban from the seven deadly sins.

Person 1: ooooo ban is so hottttt
Person 2: damn your a ban simp

by 1800.love July 22, 2022

Simp Thursday

A day were you should simp for a girl rather than study.

Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday

by Yung Money L October 15, 2020

Simp Brain

An affliction affecting primarily female "influencers" whereby they are unable to receive criticism or have their beliefs challenged due to over represented simp feedback.

Facts don't matter to Sally, she has simp brain.

by Nerd158 January 02, 2024

truck simp

A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone

"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"

by Skeeterskeet August 22, 2023

funtime foxy simp

Vannyskitten/Funtlmef0xy in three words.

“Are you a funtime foxy simp?”
“Like Vannyskitten? Ew no.”

by thisusernamewasnttaken October 17, 2021

Leafy’s simp test

When a content creator alludes to another content creator’s significant other in an attempt to moderate the number of fans that follow for sexual appeasement (possible through cuck theorem). This in turn can act as a basis for determining the legitimacy of the creator.

Did you hear about Pokimane’s subscriber count? I head she’s being subject to Leafy’s simp test.

by ௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵ ௵௵௵ August 07, 2020

Fear Simp

When you simp for someone but are also afraid of them.

1: I totally Fear Simp for this character.

by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 23, 2021