pop monkey

a very silly character, someone who acts like a crack head but isn't.

that mofo eric is a straight up pop monkey!

by tyler hess January 13, 2009

Dart Monkey

A primate that is used, drunk or sober, to throw darts at a dartboard containing various options or conditions. Often used by weather meterologist to 'plan' or 'predict' future weather temperatures and conditions. Results are often better than professional human predictions.

Tracy's weather predictions weren't even close, she should have used a "dart monkey" for the week's outlook.

Jim shold have used a "dart monkey" to pick concert seats, his choice was awful.

by MoleMan August 18, 2014

monkey fister

Someone who fists monkeys

Wow, that girl is a monkey fister.

by MonkeyFister10101 November 11, 2013

grease-monkey

most dirtiest, greasiet , nastiest person you know

that cretin is such a grease-monkey

by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

Monkey Milk

A cult made of three girls who worship chocolate milk on the daily

'Hi Bea'
'Monkey Milk Monkey Milk Monkey Milk'

by RoadyToady September 28, 2020

monkey bomb

An offensive term for an i.e.d

If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2017

Dirt monkey

A guy that likes to butt fuck another guy

Shawn and Timmy work together. Timmy wants to be Shawn dirt monkey but Shawn likes girls.

by Champ69 November 21, 2017