monkey giggle

Noun
1)- A term used for something that you either don't know what it is, or think you might but don't want to know or say.
2)semen
3)the noise made while orgasming during angry sex

E1) girl:"whats that stain on your floor?"
guy:" thats just some monkey giggle"
E2) "it smells like monkey giggles in here"
E3) "hhheeee...hhheeee...hhheee!"

by DaSkrete March 30, 2008

nade monkey

a noob in fps video games (such as halo 3 or COD4) that has no skill and throws grenades like mad as his only way of getting kills.

"OMG these H4x0r faggots, i keep getting killed by random grenades. What a bunch of fucking nade monkeys."

by golfandlax June 23, 2008

pop monkey

a very silly character, someone who acts like a crack head but isn't.

that mofo eric is a straight up pop monkey!

by tyler hess January 13, 2009

Dart Monkey

A primate that is used, drunk or sober, to throw darts at a dartboard containing various options or conditions. Often used by weather meterologist to 'plan' or 'predict' future weather temperatures and conditions. Results are often better than professional human predictions.

Tracy's weather predictions weren't even close, she should have used a "dart monkey" for the week's outlook.

Jim shold have used a "dart monkey" to pick concert seats, his choice was awful.

by MoleMan August 18, 2014

monkey fister

Someone who fists monkeys

Wow, that girl is a monkey fister.

by MonkeyFister10101 November 11, 2013

Certificate monkey

Someone who has millions of certificates but lacks any sort of hand on skills.

Boss: Did you find any candidate to interview?
HR Exec: Nah. Just certificate monkeys.

by Boo-G January 14, 2019

monkey gangbang

12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.

requis meet ta the gay bar in for an epic monkey gangbang downtown. remember no lube

by fecklord January 15, 2019